
Babylon Bee
OTTAWA—As truckers continue to march on Canada’s capital to very politely ask for their human rights back, Trudeau is doubling down on his position. In a fiery speech this week, Trudeau demanded truckers follow his example and get vaccinated like he did, so they don’t catch COVID like he did.
“Listen, I have COVID right now, and trust me—you don’t want this,” said Trudeau in his classic Trudeau girly voice. “I know you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists, and there’s no avoiding that. But if you would just get the jab like me, you could at least avoid COVID—something I was unable to do.”
With the COVID infection ravaging his thrice-vaccinated body, Trudeau will remain in quarantine, deep in a hole in the ground in an undisclosed location until he has fully recovered, or until the truckers all go home—whichever comes last.
“Be smart, trust the science, and get jabbed, you disgusting racists, it’s the right thing to do,” said Trudeau before coughing uncontrollably into his sleeve and crying.
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That title is priceless. LMAO. Perfect just bloody perfect.
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Isn’t it, Rainbow Warrior? It summarizes perfectly the total illogic of the phony narrative we are being fed.
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“…you all are all deplorable evil disgusting racists” – oh really
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We’re all being dismissed as right wing racists here in New Zealand, as well, Trace. Refusing to be vaccinated is being redefined as “white privilege.”
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(shaking my head)
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ROFLMAO!!! What a dumbass. Hopefully, the truckers keep striking and add a demand for his resignation to their demand to end the mandate for unsafe and ineffective vaccines.
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It’s also great to see so many truckers around the world following their example. The New Zealand convoy starts today and I understand the US convoy starts some time this week.
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Trudeau is SO FULL OF SHIT!! He is a communist coward who has been convicted of crimes against humanity by the world international common law court on Jan 15 last month and now has warrants for his arrest!! Their is a $10,000 us reward for his arrest by police or even a citizen. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT HES NOT SICK AND THAT HES A LOW LIFE SACK OF WHALE SHIT!!!!
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