Amazon Is Going to Drown Us in Alexa Crap

The battle to listen to you all the time lol

The digital assistant wars are in full swing, and with Google just recently notching the latest victory by finishing Q2 with the top-selling smart speaker in the world, Amazon is revamping its Alexa-powered roster in a very big way.

At the start of its presentation, Amazon’s devices head David Limp set the tone by saying the company had around 70 new devices to talk about, and only an hour to do it. Limp then launched into talking about Amazon’s recent upgrades to Alexa, which in the U.S. includes making Alexa both more opinionated and more approachable for children and adults.

Now, Alexa will know when to whisper a reply back, for those situations when you’re trying not to disturb others, and starting today, Amazon is adding routines to the Echo Dot Kids Edition to help parents create custom Alexa commands for their children.

But the big reveal for Amazon are all the new Echo devices, headlined by an all-new Echo Dot. While the new Dot is retaining its affordable $50 price tag, it sports a new, rounded fabric-covered body with “louder and clearer” sound and both Bluetooth and line-out connectivity.

To help supplement the Dot, Amazon also created the even cheaper (and thinner) Echo Input, which lacks speakers and is instead meant to be plugged directly into existing home audio solutions similar to Google’s Chromecast Audio. Not coincidentally, the Echo Input costs $35, the same as a Chromecast Audio.

And for those who want to augment their speaker setups with a little more thump, Amazon also announced the $130 Echo Sub, which can be used for multi-room audio and synced with a pair of standard Echoes to create your own 2.1 system.

Of course, the audio rabbit hole goes much deeper than just speakers and subs, so Amazon went and made the $200 Echo Link and $300 Echo Link Amp. Neither of these are meant to be standalone products and they don’t include a microphone. Instead, they connect to other Echo speakers and include a dial to help control and fine tune your audio, or in the case of the Echo Link Amp, help boost your sound quality.

But we’re still not done yet, because in an apparent move to better compete against the HomePod and the Google Home Max, Amazon also announced the $150 Echo Plus, which looks vaguely like a HomePod with a blue light ring up top and a built-in smart home hub inside.

On top of featuring better compatibility for smart home gadgets, the Echo Plus has what Amazon is calling Local Voice Control, which means that commands made to devices in your house no longer need to be sent to the cloud before making something happen.

But what about all your existing “dumb” gadgets, you say? Well, Amazon thinks it has a solution for that too with the new $25 Amazon Smart Plug, which plugs into a traditional outlet and lets you turn devices on and off simply by asking Alexa. And to make sure setting all of these devices up is as hassle-free as possible, Amazon is touting a simple setup process that lets you rename a device with your voice during your initial install. . .

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3 thoughts on “Amazon Is Going to Drown Us in Alexa Crap

  1. Seriously??!!! Why in the world would anybody need that mess? And why would anyone pay that much for ALL of that useless shit? Talk about fat and lazy! No one wants to even get up to turn a damn light on or off or do anything??!! There is soon going to be no one to sit up and listen to Alexa or any other device of that type because they will have all dropped dead from obesity related issues. For the love of gawd, stop this absolute nonsense already!!! People who buy this foolish shit are just too damn stupid for words with too much money and who don’t know what to do with it.

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  2. My feelings exactly, Shelby. What I find even more concerning is they’re now marketing this shit to kids – on children’s TV. Without any warning, of course, of the danger of the microwave radiation on children’s brains.

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    • What brains? Smartphones have replaced ‘brains’ Kids don’t even need ‘brains’ these days. They got Alexa and other ‘personal assistants’ to the rescue. And the kids of today are obese, pill popping brainless, screaming, entitled brats anyway. So no harm done. Although I will admit that this situation is entirely the fault of the parents of these brats.

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