Dmitry Orlov

We’re coming up on the magic dozen-day mark in the Pedophile-Zionist Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Coalition’s war against Iran. As with Dozen-Day War 1.0, which lasted from 13 to 24 June 2025, the coalition is ready to sue for peace. Apparently, a dozen days is how long “the world’s best military” (in Donald Trump’s diseased imagination only) is capable of sustaining an air campaign before they run out of air defense rockets, very expensive radar installations (destroyed by some very cheap drones) and, last but not least, moist sanitary napkins (a must have, given the sorry state of the toilets aboard Battleship America or whatever they call that useless old tub).

Unlike the previous Dozen-Day War, this one was a stunning success — just not for the Pedo-Zionists, or for the Pedophiles’ European vassals (or are they just slaves now?), or for the bathrobe-and-towelhead contingent that supervises migrant workers who pump the oil and the gas, and do just about everything else, on the Arabian Peninsula. Nor was it a success for the Zionist segment of the Pedophile-Zionist Coalition: Israel, being 60 times smaller than Iran and 10 times less populous, should be expected to last between 1/60 and 1/10 times as long in a war against Iran — but perhaps just a bit longer because, unlike the Jews, the Persians are far less hell-bent on genocide.

Nevertheless, a success it most certainly is. The stated goal of DDW 2.0, as with DDW 1.0 of last June, was regime change in Tehran. And, indeed, regime change has been effected most efficaciously. The new Ayatollah, Mojtaba Khamenei, is the son of Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, who was old, in poor health, and was turned into a martyr by a Pedophile air strike along with Mojtaba’s wife and child. Mojtaba is a renowned Shia theologian, just like his father, but he is also very tight with the Iranian military. Mojtaba has the right connections and the right mindset to properly avenge the murder of his father, wife and child, along with the 171 girls killed by a Pedophile-launched Tomahawk missile in Minab (a tourist town) and thousands of other gratuitous murders of Iranian civilians. Revenge is a sacred obligation among these people, mind you, and this should curb the enthusiasm of the Pedophile-Zionists for attempting to talk them down. Genuflecting and prostrating themselves in prayer would be more appropriate to the circumstances in which they now find themselves.

The new Iranian regime thus has a vigorous and relatively young new leader who was gladly accepted by jubilant crowds that flooded the streets and squares of Teheran. Iran’s power structure has been properly bomb-proofed, with new leaders ready to pop into place to replace those who are killed by air strikes.

Gone are those who thought it was a good idea to “negotiate” with the Pedophiles and who were, one must concede, exemplarily stupid in doing so. Just consider: the previous Dozen-Day War was launched in the midst of “negotiations” and the negotiators were killed in an air strike. And yet they came up with replacements who went right back to “negotiate” some more, resulting in an exact repeat? How is that even possible? Well, I very much doubt that it will be possible moving forward: the emotional abuse victims that enabled this travesty of diplomacy should by now be either dead or out of power in any case.

And so, the regime has been changed, the mission has been accomplished and the Pedophile-Zionist coalition can sail home and lick its wounds. The problem is that one doesn’t just walk away from a war one has started, especially if it is war against an ancient and populous nation that has a young, well-educated and passionate population, is ensconced in a natural mountainous fortress in the center of Eurasia, controls access to fully a third of both oil and natural gas that have flowed to the global energy markets and has two of the three great Eurasian powers (Russia and China) as its allies. The Iranians are not opposed to ending the conflict; they have just one perfectly reasonable condition: that any repeats of Dozen-Day War 2.0 should be made impossible.

To this end, it would be most helpful if the Pedophiles would most kindly liquidate all of their military bases in the Middle East, or, better yet, in all of Eurasia. This is actually a constructive suggestion, given that these military bases have become, given recent advancements in cheap drones and hypersonic missiles, easy targets — cheap to destroy, impossible to defend. In the course of Dozen-Day War 2.0, all of the Pedophile military bases on the Arabian Peninsula have sustained major damage and have been made largely inoperable. If this conflict continues well beyond a dozen days, they will be completely destroyed, first using Iran’s Shahed drones, then by similar but faster and even more accurate Russian Geranium 2’s (which are, essentially, Shahed airframes with more explosive power, more accurate targeting, fancy swarming abilities and a jet engine).

If the Pedophiles were to liquidate their Eurasian military presence, that would still leave open the question of what to do with the Zionists. An easy answer would be to defund them — but hard to implement politically given the power of the Zionist lobby among the Pedophiles. Without regular transfusions of weapons and money from the Pedophiles, the Zionists would shrivel up.

There is something that the Pedophiles can do to speed up the process, which is to make a separate peace with Iran and let the 60 to 1 or 10 to 1 weight ratio between the Zionists and the Iranians do its work. The Zionists could then decamp to Jew Jersey (Oops, typo! The N and the J buttons are so close together! Damn!) while the non-Zionist Israelis (there are some) would be welcome to move to the Jewish Autonomous Region in the Russian Federation, which is about the same size as Israel but has more natural resources and better neighbors.

How close are the Pedophiles from actually ending Dozen-Day War 2.0? They certainly appear to be in a panic and have reached the stage of grasping at straws. To this end, Donald Trump recently had a phone call with some Kurdish leaders, trying to coax them into launching a ground offensive against Tehran, with the idea that some Pedophile troops will then “help” them and… claim victory for themselves. And if it doesn’t work out, too bad: the Kurds will be abandoned to their enemies… again. There are two aspects of this conversation that are particularly notable.

First, here is Donald Duck, a supposed “leader of the free world” trying to secure the cooperation of some field commanders. The discrepancy of rank is rather glaring. Such tasks are properly assigned to the CIA station chief in Erbil, the self-styled Kurdish capital in Northern Iraq. The fact that it is the head of the whole Pedophile organization who saw it fit to personally attend to this matter shows that Trump’s bloated political corpse is floating on a sea of nothingness. His administration is staffed by headless chickens whose only job requirement is that they have pledged personal allegiance to Trump himself.

Second, the Kurds are perhaps the most politically incompetent ethnic group on the planet (in this they are neck and neck with the Karen people of southeastern Myanmar). This is why they are probably the largest ethnic group on the planet that lacks their own country, being spread out between Turkey, Syria, Iraq, Iran and Armenia. But nobody is stupid enough to first be abandoned by the Pedophiles in Syria to be massacred by the ISIS remnants now in power in Damascus and then immediately thereafter to be willing to start a hopeless ground war against Iran on behalf of these same treacherous Pedophiles.

This shows that the Trump organization is in too much disarray to troubleshoot the situation and guide Dozen-Day War 2.0 to anything resembling an acceptable conclusion. What seems far more likely is that the Iranians will continue their bombing of Pedophile and Zionist military and strategic assets until they become sufficiently degraded to not pose a high risk of being able to launch Dozen-Day War 3.0. The Iranians have enough rockets and drones packed away in tunnels under mountains to continue doing so for months. In the process, oil, gas, fertilizer and plastics production in the Persian Gulf states will be destroyed, along with water desalination plants without which life in these desert locations becomes impossible. The resulting humanitarian disaster will be a sight to behold!

The effects of this humanitarian disaster will spread far beyond the Persian Gulf. The Strait of Hormuz, through which flow a third of both oil and liquefied natural gas in the world, has been effectively inoperative for a little over a week now and the world energy markets are already in a very bad state. So far the damage has only been financial, but actual physical shortages of oil and gas are likely to materialize in another two weeks, resulting in industry and transportation shutdowns, electricity blackouts, food and water shortages and other such inconveniences.

Although the conflict is far from over, it is not too early to start naming the winners and the losers. Russia is a definite winner: higher oil and gas prices will result in large windfall profits for the Russian exporters, wiping out Russia’s rather modest budget deficit, allowing the Russian government to roll back some tax increases and providing ample funds for Gazprom to proceed with building two more gigantic skyscrapers depicted above to adorn the shore of the Gulf of Finland in a northern suburb of Saint Petersburg.

The European Union is a definite loser. It has progressively cut itself off from its only reasonably priced and reliable energy supplier — Russia, that is — and throwing in their lot with the resource-limited Norwegians, the far less reliable Pedophiles and the newly defunct Persian Gulf suppliers. Throw in the brain-damaged “Brown New Deal” (covered in detail in my last book) which requires every last solar panel and wind generator to be backed up by natural gas-based generating capacity, and what you have is an elaborately crafted prescription for disaster. Britain is perhaps the poster child for this continent-sized fiasco, with less than two days’ worth of natural gas in storage.

An additional twist of the knife by Putin has exacerbated Europe’s predicament. Putin has politely suggested that Russia look for new, more agreeable and more reliable customers for Russia’s natural gas. After all, the European Commission was itself planning to gradually cut off imports of Russian energy, begging the question: Why do so gradually? Soon thereafter, Deputy PM Alexander Novak announced that new customers for Russian natural gas have already been found. We should therefore expect that European deindustrialization and post-industrial decay will proceed as if on steroids.

Another definite loser will be the United States. Dozen-Day War 2.0 has been a powerful demonstration of the fact that Pedophile security guarantees are worse than worthless: Pedophile forces stationed on one’s territory are a liability, not an asset. In case of armed conflict, they become magnets that attract attacks by enemy drones and rockets which Pedophile air defense systems are powerless to stop. Equally worthless were the lavish investments made by the Gulf Arabs in Pedophile military hardware.

To sum it up, the ability of the Pedophiles to project force around the world is now history, and, consequently, the ability of the Pedophiles to extort money from countries around the world will be lost as well. In turn, the Pedophiles will lose their ability to continuously “borrow” approximately $4.5 billion per day.

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Add to this the Pedophile troops which will have to be repatriated — around 200,000 of them if you include the various contractors and service personnel. The problem is made worse by all of the hardware that has to be either flown or shipped back or destroyed. If left in place, plenty of these weapons will end up in the hands of Mexican narcocartels.

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